Didn't I promise you that you guys would be in for a treat? This is actually freakin' hilarious. I installed this program to count how many hits my blog has had. It's nuts that in just 3 days I've had over 200 hits. It has a really cool function that tells you how people got to your website. Most people are getting here via their own/other people's blogs (yay for mutual linking!) and via juicefeasting.com, globaljuicefeast.com and giveittomeraw.com.Some people get here via Google by doing the weirdest searches. Here are a few interesting searches I've come across:
- enema (over 10 times...seriously... apparently Google thinks I'm the most knowledgeable person when it comes to enemas....a lot of people think that actually.)
- "that stick to your feet and draw out all the bad" (the bad what??? I'm dying to know!!)
- "How to make a peppermint tea enema" (for minty fresh farts!)
- "I need to pee" (who types that into Google?? Are you looking for an instruction manual on how to use your genitals for urination purposes?)
And my ultimate favorite...
- "enema fun"
LOL! I kid you not! Hahahhahhahaha! Sorry to disappoint you but you won't find any 'enema fun' here. I also found out a lot of people are reading my post about Tropicana's "21 things" ad from day 21. I think it's hilarious that when you type "Tropicana 21 things" into Google I'm the first link that pops up and I basically bash the whole idea and bring up pasteurization and promote juicing fresh organic oranges on your own. Sorry Pepsico... but this ad campaign kinda backfired on you!
Oh – little update on my little ebay kerfuffle. It seems that Healthforce recently changed their formulas so 150 pills is all you need now – not 210. The good news is, I found this out AFTER I emailed that ebay guy. He offered me a 50% refund on the intestinal movement formula and a 25% refund on the parasite formula. Score! I figured he owes me for waiting 7 business days to ship my stuff! :)
Today I had:
1.25L water+lemon+msm (up to 2 ½ tablespoons of MSM now)
1.25L celery/black kale/cilantro/dill/dandelion greens+E3live (only 2 sprigs of dill… but the whole thing just tasted like pickles! Mmm… pickles!)
1.5L Pineapple/blood orange
1.5L Watermelon juice
1L Coconut water+E3live
1.25L celery/red chard/cilantro/dill+kelp+H salt1Tbsp bee pollen+agave
2Tbsp honey
500ml Peppermint tea
Enzymes
1 Parasite formula pill
Today I also did:
Acupeds
Zapper (all day)
Skin brushing
(I’m totally not motivated to exercise lately…sigh)
Sleep: 9:15pm to 5am
TV rule: abided by.
Yep! It’s nuts… been getting about 7L of juice per day lately. I don’t know what’s wrong with me… I’m just hungry all the time lately. I finally get what Angela Stokes was talking about when she said she couldn’t imagine only getting in the required 4L of juice/day. I still can’t believe that was a challenge before.
The other funny thing on that topic is that I got my sister drinking 1L of water+msm+lemon per day in the morning. When I originally told her she replied in shock “you want me to drink 1 litre of water in the morning!??!?!” I was so perplexed as to why this was a big deal but I now remember how big a litre seemed in my pre-juice feasting days. A litre seems so small now! LOL.
That’s it for today! :) Stay juicy everyone!
- Ben
Today I had:
1.25L water+lemon+msm (up to 2 ½ tablespoons of MSM now)
1.25L celery/black kale/cilantro/dill/dandelion greens+E3live (only 2 sprigs of dill… but the whole thing just tasted like pickles! Mmm… pickles!)
1.5L Pineapple/blood orange
1.5L Watermelon juice
1L Coconut water+E3live
1.25L celery/red chard/cilantro/dill+kelp+H salt1Tbsp bee pollen+agave
2Tbsp honey
500ml Peppermint tea
Enzymes
1 Parasite formula pill
Today I also did:
Acupeds
Zapper (all day)
Skin brushing
(I’m totally not motivated to exercise lately…sigh)
Sleep: 9:15pm to 5am
TV rule: abided by.
Yep! It’s nuts… been getting about 7L of juice per day lately. I don’t know what’s wrong with me… I’m just hungry all the time lately. I finally get what Angela Stokes was talking about when she said she couldn’t imagine only getting in the required 4L of juice/day. I still can’t believe that was a challenge before.
The other funny thing on that topic is that I got my sister drinking 1L of water+msm+lemon per day in the morning. When I originally told her she replied in shock “you want me to drink 1 litre of water in the morning!??!?!” I was so perplexed as to why this was a big deal but I now remember how big a litre seemed in my pre-juice feasting days. A litre seems so small now! LOL.
That’s it for today! :) Stay juicy everyone!
- Ben
