Day 64 - Grand theft...maple-water!

Oh man. I think this might be a long post. A lot of stuff went on today. Let’s see. The day was actually pretty uneventful until I got home and found a card notifying me that my 3 healthforce nutritionals products had arrived (parasite formula, intestinal drawing and intestinal movement formulas). I was super happy because I’ve been waiting over 3 weeks to get these. I went to the post office to pick them up… came home and then decided to do something really bad…. Grand theft…. Grand theft maple water that is. I grabbed three mason jars and headed for the city park. The city is gathering maple water for a maple-syrup festival coming up this weekend. I figured I could score some maple water to substitute as juice. I scored 3Litres! Unfortunately the stuff doesn’t taste as good as I remember it. When I was a kid, my grandparents h ad a 318 acre farm complete with cows, chickens, dogs, cats, huge gardens, amazingly beautiful orchards…and yes… even a maple forest. Spring was always amazing; my grandfather would tap all the trees and brew HUGE batches of maple syrup. I remember having LOTS of maple taffy and other weird concoctions that my grandparents used to make with maple water. Maple water, tastes pretty much like water mixed with white sugar. I tried some last night and … yea… used to love sipping the stuff right out of the metal buckets as a kid but … not into it right now. What a waste! Too bad I can’t brew my own maple syrup with this… maybe I’ll give it a shot!

After getting home from my ‘grand theft maple-water, I decided to open my package. I totally got screwed! The ebayer I bought the stuff from sent me tiny bottles of 120 caps each (for the parasite and intestinal movement formulas). I thought maybe I was a dufus and bought the wrong products… but no… I checked… the guy sent me the wrong sizes. I emailed him and then checked his feedback history… I’m a bit nervous now. The worst part is, I have to delay my parasite cleanse even more because of this. Sigh. I’ve emailed him… lets hope we find a quick solution to this.

Oh! I had my green juice this morning with that ‘conventional celery’… It wasn’t all that bad. I guess I was half-expecting turning into a werewolf or something. It’s crazy really but conventional produce gives me the heebie jeebies. I’m looking forward to picking up more organic produce on Tuesday.

Today I had:

1.25L water+lemon+msm
1.25L celery/black kale/dandelion greens/cilantro
1.5L pineapple/blood orange/blackberry
1.5L watermelon juice
1.25L orange/carrot/dill (just a wee bit of dill)
1.5L pineapple blackberry
250ml maple water
2Tbsp bee pollen+agave
2 Tbsp honey
250ml water+chanca piedra

Today I also did:

Acupeds
Skin brushing
Zapper (all day)
2L Cat’s claw tea enema

Sleep: 11PM to 5AM (eep!)
TV: Cheated! 2 hours of TV….

Ummm… sorry it’s time for another ‘poop report’. I was about to do the cat’s claw enema yesterday morning and decided I would try and have a normal BM first. Well… I was REALLY surprised to have a normal person BM. I will admit that I stared at it completely bewildered for a bit. I haven’t eaten anything in 64 days! Where is this coming from?The enema got even MORE stuff out. I think I’m overdue for a colonic but my colonic hydrotherapist has one hell of a picky schedule (she only works from 10 to 4 or something to avoid traffic)… unless I take half a day off, I can’t really get to her.

Oh yea… I guess all this time I thought I wasn’t losing weight anymore… I was ‘full of shit’… in both senses of the phrase! I’ve finally hit the “lost over 30 pounds” mark. I need to change that graphic tonight! Yay! I’m finally keeping up with Hanlie! :) I figure I can lose another 10lbs and I’ll be happy. That would make me 17 on the BMI scale though which means I’d be underweight. I just want to sit down and not have a spare tire…Is that cool? LOL!

I have a really funny post in the works for tomorrow so stay tuned!Thanks everyone for all the great comments you left re yesterday’s post! I’m glad I was able to make you laugh! :)

- Ben